Things to ponder - True or funny?!
Question: Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Answers: Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
very true >>>>>>>>>>>star
Very true
clever
you deserve a star LOL
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hilarious
hahaha
Very true in a funny way. lol
dunno dunno and dunno i was gunna say to the superman one what makes me laugh is he could lift rivers and move them take bullets to the chest and fell off a horse and broke his back some action hero
mmmm true thing 'bout superman eh
It is indeed peculiar
hehehe!!
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hahaha............ so true..... my friend.
True clever, funny! i luv the- "Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it." and the "How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? " they are so funny and awesome! ill giv u a star!
funny lol
funny as usual
funny and true
star award
lol....valid points....
Very true and also funny!
Funny! 10!
ha ha ha funny and true