The Church Couple - funny or not?!
Question: A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"
The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"
The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"
Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"
Answers: A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"
The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"
The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"
Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"
the priest said correct, step up to collect your prize
a shiny new star
ya thats pretty good.
fantastic
LOL! nothing more to say.
Predictable punch line but still funny.
lol
nice 1 lol
amusing
hahaha funny lol
lol....10/10.....star.....
i saw another one with little johnny where the punch line was " you stick that thing in me one more time and i will break it in half and stick it up your a**" and it was better. no offense.
lol oh
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another good joke Raindrops.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh Lady.!!!
nice 1 lol
you are very funny>>>>>>>star
Thanks for the first laugh of the day. lol
ha ha ha funny