Saving up - funny or not?!
Question: A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!"
Answers: A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!"
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Lol seriously that is the best joke ive heard in months. 5 stars best hahahahhahahahahahah lolololl
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oh i get it very funny
Oh wow. LOL. What a foolish couple.
lol man funny
Excellent what a long wait hehehe
funny - i liked it
nope not my money
but he had a bag full of you know what after 75 years
and had to empty it
lol
muha ha ha ha! Burn! Someone get the girl a cool towel please.
hahahahahahaha
that's funny
lol cute and kinda creepy o_O
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
yep that was the best one
LMFAO! Soooo funny!!
oooppps.lol
you get worse
omg the crazy things you come up with. lmao lol