At the zoo: JOKE?!
Question: A man and his wife are walking through the zoo on a hot summers day. The wife is waring a nice summer frock and as they walk past the gorilla pen a gust of wind blows the wifes dress up a little bit. Seeing this the gorilla goes mad. The husband notices the gorilla and says to his wife "blow the gorilla a kiss". The wife, a little bemused, blows the gorilla a kiss. Again the gorilla goes APE.The Husband says "show him a bit of shoulder" again the wife does as her husband says. This time the gorilla starts banging of the cage and pulling on the bars. This time the husband says to his wife "show the gorilla a bit of leg." So the wife lifts up her dress and the gorilla is now really up for it. At this point the husband opens the cage door and throws in his wife. The wife now scared for her life says "Why did you do that" to which her husband replied "TRY TELLING HIM YOU'VE GOT A FU*KING HEADACHE"
Answers: A man and his wife are walking through the zoo on a hot summers day. The wife is waring a nice summer frock and as they walk past the gorilla pen a gust of wind blows the wifes dress up a little bit. Seeing this the gorilla goes mad. The husband notices the gorilla and says to his wife "blow the gorilla a kiss". The wife, a little bemused, blows the gorilla a kiss. Again the gorilla goes APE.The Husband says "show him a bit of shoulder" again the wife does as her husband says. This time the gorilla starts banging of the cage and pulling on the bars. This time the husband says to his wife "show the gorilla a bit of leg." So the wife lifts up her dress and the gorilla is now really up for it. At this point the husband opens the cage door and throws in his wife. The wife now scared for her life says "Why did you do that" to which her husband replied "TRY TELLING HIM YOU'VE GOT A FU*KING HEADACHE"
star for you my friend.
lol,lol,lol, 10/10. excellent.
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