Breakfast : JOKE?!


Question: A man goes into a cafe and say's to the man behind the
counter.Can you do a breakfast my way.HE said of course whats
your way? well he said" can i have the egg hard its got to
be so hard you can bounce it like a ball.The bacon has got
to be crisp,so when you put your fork in it it springs all
around the room. The chips have got to be soggy but really
soggy.And the beans have got to be hot at the top,warm in
middle,and burnt underneath.
The man behind the counter say's i haven't got time to do
that.
And the man say's you FU*KING found time yesterday


Answers: A man goes into a cafe and say's to the man behind the
counter.Can you do a breakfast my way.HE said of course whats
your way? well he said" can i have the egg hard its got to
be so hard you can bounce it like a ball.The bacon has got
to be crisp,so when you put your fork in it it springs all
around the room. The chips have got to be soggy but really
soggy.And the beans have got to be hot at the top,warm in
middle,and burnt underneath.
The man behind the counter say's i haven't got time to do
that.
And the man say's you FU*KING found time yesterday

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  • Ha ha sounds like my cooking!

    dats funnyyyyy

    ha ha ha funny

    y dont da guy cook it himself??

    Brilliant!

    hahahahaha

    Funny

    Funny! 10!

    That is excellent. Thanks for sharing. Very funny. lol

    haha very good. lol



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