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Question: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said,"You've got to make love to me this very moment."His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said,"Thanks," and returned to the stove.More than a little puzzled, he asked,"What was that all about?"She explained,"The egg timer's broken." >>>>>>A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." >>>>>>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


Answers: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said,"You've got to make love to me this very moment."His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said,"Thanks," and returned to the stove.More than a little puzzled, he asked,"What was that all about?"She explained,"The egg timer's broken." >>>>>>A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." >>>>>>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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