Been british?golf? blondes?!
Question: Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.And the most British thing of all?Suspicion of anything foreign.>>>>One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. >>>>> A married couple were asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (who's blonde),picked up the telephone, listened a moment and said, "How the hell should I know?It's about 200 miles away" and hung up. The husband said,"Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear!"
Answers: Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.And the most British thing of all?Suspicion of anything foreign.>>>>One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. >>>>> A married couple were asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (who's blonde),picked up the telephone, listened a moment and said, "How the hell should I know?It's about 200 miles away" and hung up. The husband said,"Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear!"
Haha , think i heard the british thing of a top gear maybe.. Ah well, it's funny everytime i hear it lol.
ha ha ha funny
chuckle! chuckle!
Ha ha ha
lmao.
haha.. took me a while to get the 3rd one... or did I?
That is excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol
you need to split them up they are good >>>>>>>>>star