Funny or not? (Clinton joke)?!
Question: Bill Clinton started jogging near his
home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace
himself for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .
This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"
One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a
good explanation ready for the Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,
Bill became even MORE apprehensive...
Answers: Bill Clinton started jogging near his
home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace
himself for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .
This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"
One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a
good explanation ready for the Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,
Bill became even MORE apprehensive...
Lol funny, made me smile, heres a star
That was good.
I think this joke would have worked out a lot better if Hillary was the jogger and Bill joined her for the run that day. Then again, if he is what $5 would get me I would ask for change or even better a full refund!
Very funny.
it's kinda cheesy, but eveybody loves a good clinton joke. lol.
I laughed.
i like it...hahaha a star for u
not a lot.lol
ha good one
I like that one