Speed reading course...?!

Question: "In a haste to improve myself, I mixed up the numbers for the Schick Center for the Control of Smoking and the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Course. As a result of my mistake, I can now smoke up to 300 cigarettes a minute, but I gave up reading." ~ George Carlin

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Answers: "In a haste to improve myself, I mixed up the numbers for the Schick Center for the Control of Smoking and the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Course. As a result of my mistake, I can now smoke up to 300 cigarettes a minute, but I gave up reading." ~ George Carlin

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Love George Carlin!!! Star 4 you!!!!!

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lol, thats brilliant , keep them coming were all having a great laugh reading these jokes... 10/10

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like it lol

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Funny!

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Cool

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