Need a funny joke for a 9 year old girl?!
Question: A little girl stood before God and said, "God, how much is a million dollars worth to you?" And God said, "My child, it is but a penny." And the little girl said, "How long is a million years to you?" And God said, "My child, it is but a second." And the little girl thought about it and said, "God, can I have a penny?" And God said, "Of course you can, just a second...."
Answers: A little girl stood before God and said, "God, how much is a million dollars worth to you?" And God said, "My child, it is but a penny." And the little girl said, "How long is a million years to you?" And God said, "My child, it is but a second." And the little girl thought about it and said, "God, can I have a penny?" And God said, "Of course you can, just a second...."
not a bad swap why do elephants have Big Ears? because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
Why is there a fence around graveyards? Because everyone is dying to get in. I know its a little harsh for a nine year old, but it is Halloween.
What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Rhythm and Boos!
Why did the donkey cross the street? It was the chickens day off.
lol, my jokes will cost you more than a 9 yr old.