Understanding Women?!
Question: At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.
Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
You want = You want
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
Answers: At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.
Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
You want = You want
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
Let me tell you Farah that between yourself and Hope I am learning sooooo much.
I am taking all this down and will have it ready if ever I need to use it. It is really classic!
Can I suggest you guys start an online course and call it Studies of Men101 a guide for the beginner or those who are out of practice in the art Man ipulation.
those are all really good.
is this a ques?
Why do people ask "what is your question", in the joke section"? It's a joke people. They aren't all in question form.
Finally, an all-you-need guide to us! Starred!
LOL!! You'd think they'd truly know us by now!!
me = married man
You = SO TRUE!
now all that needed is for the guys to read it and we r sorted for life......lol :D
wow i think this should be published so every man on the planet has one!! hehe good one :)
Nice one ya farah.
No words in the universe can explain women enough