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Question: What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.





Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?

A. Society.





Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. Bus shelter.



Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

A. Granny.







Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.





Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

A. Sorted.





Q. What do you call a chav in a suit

A. "Will the defendant please rise"





Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.





Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.





Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to

hit him?

A. It might be your bike.



Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.





Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight

of stairs



Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?

A. The policeman!



Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box?

A. Paint 3 stripes on it.



Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A. A start.





Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

A. Because a nova has 4 seats.



Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?

A. A liar.





Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A. Bigmac please.


Answers: What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.





Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?

A. Society.





Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. Bus shelter.



Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

A. Granny.







Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.





Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

A. Sorted.





Q. What do you call a chav in a suit

A. "Will the defendant please rise"





Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.





Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.





Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to

hit him?

A. It might be your bike.



Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.





Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight

of stairs



Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?

A. The policeman!



Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box?

A. Paint 3 stripes on it.



Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A. A start.





Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

A. Because a nova has 4 seats.



Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?

A. A liar.





Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A. Bigmac please.

lol, it fits because there are loads of Chavs where I live.

ha ha ha funny

They are rather amusing!

Very good especially the bride one and the chavs in a box.

What is a chav?

You show great wisdom young one...


;'oD

nah ... not good



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