DIFFERENCES BETWEEN you AND YOUR BOSS?!
Question: 1 When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7 When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Answers: 1 When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7 When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
ha ha ha
You forgot one........... he is a complete and utter utter TW#T !
hahaha funny lol
ha ha ha funny
i own my own company so i am the boss.!!
i read this the other week and thought it was excellent, i still do have a star!!
thx now ill probably get fired for passing this along thru company email....LOL
true
check out my joke
Touche'! I am printing this now and attaching it to my cubicle!!
Do we work for the same bloke!!!
lol that's unfortunate! funny though =]
and this is going on the company fridge....
how true!i wish there was a remedy!
hah hahahahahahahahahahahahah........
good one dude...
Would be funny if it wasn't so true!
hahahaha lol
Read that two weeks ago.
three out of three..........you deserve a star now.....definitely.