Did you hear the one about an Irish prostitute?!
Question: An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon
her return,her Father cursed her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute. " "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me little Brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my
new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
Girl, crying again, sniff, sniff,
Answers: An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon
her return,her Father cursed her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute. " "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me little Brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my
new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
Girl, crying again, sniff, sniff,
What in the world am I gonna do with you.....I told you one more naughty joke and it was straight to bed with you.....now.....it is bed and a spanking........
Ya blew the punchline, but thats a goodie
That was funny, I'll have to tell that to my Irish dad who is upset that I just moved out!!!
LOL!!!!!!
heh.
LOL!
money can buy EVERYTHING lol
That's hilarious, I'm gonna tell all my friends that one! nicely done!
omggggggggggg lol. thast retarted.
Thats funny LOL LOL