Is a vibrator better than a man ? part 1?!
Question: 1.It understands if I'm suddenly no longer in the mood. 2. It would never dream of cheating on me 3. It's always ready, willing and able. 4. It's never rough or angry. 5. It never gives me the silent treatment. 6. It never treats me like sh*t for no reason. 7.It never bosses me around. 8. It never stops doing what it's doing, right when I'm about to com*. 9. It costs very little to maintain. 10.It never hogs the remote. 11. It doesn't make requests. 12. It goes at my pace. 13. It gets me of* FASTER than a man. 14. It gets me of* more intensely than a man. 15. It doesn't mind if I want to fall asleep after I get of*. 16. It doesn't slap my as*. 17. It doesn't make me get on my knees and get hit from the back. 18. I don't have to put on any sort of theatrical performance to get ofF. 19. I am never ashamed to wear granny undies in front of it. 20. It doesn't stop suddenly to answer its cellphone. see part 2
Answers: 1.It understands if I'm suddenly no longer in the mood. 2. It would never dream of cheating on me 3. It's always ready, willing and able. 4. It's never rough or angry. 5. It never gives me the silent treatment. 6. It never treats me like sh*t for no reason. 7.It never bosses me around. 8. It never stops doing what it's doing, right when I'm about to com*. 9. It costs very little to maintain. 10.It never hogs the remote. 11. It doesn't make requests. 12. It goes at my pace. 13. It gets me of* FASTER than a man. 14. It gets me of* more intensely than a man. 15. It doesn't mind if I want to fall asleep after I get of*. 16. It doesn't slap my as*. 17. It doesn't make me get on my knees and get hit from the back. 18. I don't have to put on any sort of theatrical performance to get ofF. 19. I am never ashamed to wear granny undies in front of it. 20. It doesn't stop suddenly to answer its cellphone. see part 2
star for this one.
off to see the next......lol.
omg these are great. Thanks for a good laugh.
it cant pay the bills
itll never come
i read the other one too!why don't you just write them in one question?
excellente, have a star!
i just love your jokes keep them coming :P
very funny. thanks for sharing.