Johnny & the bag of fruit - funny or not?!
Question: One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
Answers: One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
That's greatly funny!!! Thanks!
LOL!
eeeew.
this has to be the best one yet very funny
Great joke i like your sense of humour, keep it up
Made me lol!
Nu,uh,It sure aint funny!
Lol.
... i like your thinking
i grinning from ear to ear......star.
They are all vegetables though.
So whats the funny part?
Johnny got back at the teacher trying to trick them like that, bringing in a bag of vegetables and getting the students to guess what kind of fruit they are, what a meanie!
funny eh?
LOL so good
ok , its funny
there goes Johnny !
Ew but funny!
hahaha good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol
Yes very good. Got any more?
Made me smile
Nice one....that made my day!
very cute>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
LOL..... I like that one. that is cute. Very Very cute.
Lmao wow XDD
hahaha very funny lol
HAHAHA
starrr
u gotta love johnny!!
Funny! 10!
lol love it
great one babes xxx pmsl xxxx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
dont you just love him, pmsl
star time
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