Breaking up rules ? part 13/13?!
Question: Section 4: The Neighborhood
(a) The Dumpee retains all rights to the Neighborhood, including but not limited to, grocery stores, shopping malls, dog parks, coffee shops, bars, hang-outs, strip malls, carwashes, and restaurants. If the Dumper sees the Dumpee in one of these places, the Dumper must immediately leave. The only exception is a Good Dumper who is back on Good Terms with the Dumpee, especially one year or more after the Breakup. See Section 3; Article (a)1 for details.
All terms of this document are not legally binding, but they make a hell of a lot of sense. Don't be an A**hole, and your life will be so much easier. (In case you didn’t get it, this means I get the stuff, the friends and the hangouts. Quit whining about your freaking sweatshirt and stay the fu*k away from me.)
Answers: Section 4: The Neighborhood
(a) The Dumpee retains all rights to the Neighborhood, including but not limited to, grocery stores, shopping malls, dog parks, coffee shops, bars, hang-outs, strip malls, carwashes, and restaurants. If the Dumper sees the Dumpee in one of these places, the Dumper must immediately leave. The only exception is a Good Dumper who is back on Good Terms with the Dumpee, especially one year or more after the Breakup. See Section 3; Article (a)1 for details.
All terms of this document are not legally binding, but they make a hell of a lot of sense. Don't be an A**hole, and your life will be so much easier. (In case you didn’t get it, this means I get the stuff, the friends and the hangouts. Quit whining about your freaking sweatshirt and stay the fu*k away from me.)
you know, I really wish the roles had been so easy to distribute in my last break up...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
oh do shut up....this is tedious and boring and dont even waste mytime reading it all!!! get a life dude
Bit long (13 parts lol)
But it's quite amusing, good job :)
Well said! You Rock...just to add a few things
Play nice with others and don't forget to spread the love...just don't go spreading it with more than one person at a time otherwise you will have to stick to the Break up rules - and lets face it life is comlicated enough already.
hahhhh at last is over to read but totally funny and nice..
nice
I go with Nova same feelings
I sure enjoyed reading all them. They were excellent. Thank you. §
How many points did you use with this Sh**?