I got this on an e-mail from my friend...?!


Question: It's called nine things I hate about people.

> > 1 . People who point at their wrist while asking for
> > the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
> > heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask
> > where the toilet is?
> >
> > 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
> > search the entire room for the T.V. remote because
> > they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
> > channel manually.
> >
> > 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
> > cake and eat it too". You're darn right! What good
> > is cake if you can't eat it?
> >
> > 4. When people say "it's always the last place you
> > look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep
> > looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> > Who and where are they?
> >
> > 5. When people s ay while watching a film "did you
> > see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
> > cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
> >
> > 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
> > Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
> > sunshine?
> >
> > 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
> > it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
> > before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
> > have been something before it, c ouldn't be new.
> >
> > 8. When people say "life is short". What the heck??
> > Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever
> > does!! What can you do that's longer?
> >
> > 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
> > "Has the bus come yet?". If t he bus came would I be
> > standing here, dumbbutt?


Answers: It's called nine things I hate about people.

> > 1 . People who point at their wrist while asking for
> > the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
> > heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask
> > where the toilet is?
> >
> > 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
> > search the entire room for the T.V. remote because
> > they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
> > channel manually.
> >
> > 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
> > cake and eat it too". You're darn right! What good
> > is cake if you can't eat it?
> >
> > 4. When people say "it's always the last place you
> > look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep
> > looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> > Who and where are they?
> >
> > 5. When people s ay while watching a film "did you
> > see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
> > cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
> >
> > 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
> > Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
> > sunshine?
> >
> > 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
> > it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
> > before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
> > have been something before it, c ouldn't be new.
> >
> > 8. When people say "life is short". What the heck??
> > Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever
> > does!! What can you do that's longer?
> >
> > 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
> > "Has the bus come yet?". If t he bus came would I be
> > standing here, dumbbutt?

This is the most LOGICAL thing ever

but the sad thing is i do this somtimes :p

NICE!!!!

I've never thought about the things I say & do like that!
LOL

NICEE.
But of course, we all know that these jokes are a byproduct of mere polite gestures

But nice parody, LMAO!

well we can't really blame them... its a free world.. and ppl ask and answer questions to the best of their abiity...

Thats how I am whenever I'm pissed off. xD

That is like the guy that says "Where is my hat? Has anyone seen my hat?Can someone help me find my hat?" and the hat be on his head the whole time!

LMAO! Oh gosh I am laughing now! Thanks for that! #5, 6, 8, and 9 are my favorites! :)

lol!!!! man that was funnnnny star for u!!

COol

And people who say "Needless to say" and then continued to say whatever that is needless to say... if it is needless why say it?



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