Keeping the customer happy: JOKE?!
Question: Steve has started his new job in a general store and after the first week his boss,Dave, is concerned that he has not sold a thing. Dave suggests to Steve that that he watches how it is done when the next customer walks in.
10 mins later a guy walks in & asks for some grass seed, not a problem replies Dave, won't you be interested in our lawnmowers?
what would I want with a lawnmower? asks the customer
well,says Dave, when the seed has grown you will need to cut the grass.
Good idea, cheers the customer says, I'll take one.
see how easy it is Steve, barks Dave, you try it on the next customer.
in comes another guy & asks Steve for a box of tampax
won't you be needing a lawnmower with them? asks Steve confidently.
what the hell would I need a lawnmower for? replies the customer.
well you will be doing fu*k all else this weekend
Answers: Steve has started his new job in a general store and after the first week his boss,Dave, is concerned that he has not sold a thing. Dave suggests to Steve that that he watches how it is done when the next customer walks in.
10 mins later a guy walks in & asks for some grass seed, not a problem replies Dave, won't you be interested in our lawnmowers?
what would I want with a lawnmower? asks the customer
well,says Dave, when the seed has grown you will need to cut the grass.
Good idea, cheers the customer says, I'll take one.
see how easy it is Steve, barks Dave, you try it on the next customer.
in comes another guy & asks Steve for a box of tampax
won't you be needing a lawnmower with them? asks Steve confidently.
what the hell would I need a lawnmower for? replies the customer.
well you will be doing fu*k all else this weekend
lol,lol,lol.10/10.that was excellent.star too.
when i read tampax i sort of asked myself, "What is he going to try and sell, then i saw lawnmower and i said," Oh no". then came the finale. hahaha. what a final. lol,lol,lol..
didn't see it coming at all. very funny indeed.
cute
Bl**dy f*nny!!!!
Nice one girl
Very good
lol
lol very funny, thanks for the laugh
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one there, good point he had, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!