Crazy names - funny or not?!
Question: Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!
Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!
Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom
Answers: Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!
Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!
Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom
Some good ones there.
They aren't that funny
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward. (Edwood)
fair...
loll love it
brill loved them >>>>>>>>>>star
not funny
loved them 8/10.
those are crazy jokes, pmsl
star time
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ok not bad.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
not brilliant, sorry.
nice 1 .lol
wat the hell is this...................
these er sooooooooooooooo boriiiiinnnnnnnnnnn...................
ide ratha watch sta trek ova nd ova agen then read these.......
nd i only red the 1st 1...........................
no offens
Irish stuntman - Hugo First.
those are good, pmsl
starred
Not. lol.
a lot there that i haven't got xxx pmsl xxx