Bad cook - funny or not?!
Question: You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...
You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.
Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.
Your family prays AFTER they eat!
Answers: You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...
You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.
Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.
Your family prays AFTER they eat!
omg that is hilarious. lol
lol!
Funny!!! Those are great!
Kinda...
lol loved it.
a cooking bad joke lol.
sounds like my sister! good one.
Yep, no doubt this is funny and could of been written about me. I hate cooking and it hates me. Only have a kitchen because it came with the house !!
Have a Star for that
brilliant!!! lol hava star x
hahaha funny lol
i think you have tasted my cooking,sounds a lot like me
very bad cook>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hehehe, you been in my house then, pmsl
star time
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
hehehe, you got a secret camera in our kitchen, we got the fire brigade on speed dial, pmsl
starred
you've been talking to my lot *
Lol My family second that. I hope to improve one day.
These are most of the reasons we eat out. lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great ones there Raindrops.!!!
Sounds more like a Exterminator, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!
you definitely have met the wife xxx lol xxx
sounds like my cooking.