Anyone care to hear a French joke?!


Question: A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

And you probably thought I didn't have De Gaulle to show this joke here. Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse!


Answers: A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

And you probably thought I didn't have De Gaulle to show this joke here. Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse!

I'm giving you a star for mentioning all my fave artists. :) cute ;)

hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Turban to tight toulous?

LuV iT! YoU GeT a StAr! *

I love it. Corny but cute. Those are the kind of jokes my dad usually tells.

it's so corny that it made me laugh.

Yes. You got the desired result.

Now we have a Ram brand.



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