Little Johnny strikes again?!
Question: A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher cried.
Answers: A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher cried.
oh....bless her little heart.haha.
omg,if that was me[the teacher],i'll be lol.
thnx, great joke.10.
awesome
-thank you
its not funny!
dATS A cOOL oNE.
Keep It Up!!!
ROLFMAO...Yes Little Johnny strikes again.
Lol! Little Johnny jokes just doesn't get old.
nice, good one, lmfao
Awesome.Star 4 You!
aww i have that problem too!!!
star for you!
Hillarious buts whats with all the little jonnys this morning
LOL!!! Where do you get these from! They are brightening my day!
LOL I cant fasten those ones either
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Johnny always has the last word. Another cracker. lol
WOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWO. Thats amzing. Little Johnny should be expelled by now, shouldnt he