The beginning of true love - funny or not?!


Question: A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table.
He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man.
He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air.
"Oh my gosh, I'm sooo sorry," the woman says, as she pops her eye back into place.
"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards
the woman invites him to the theatre followed by drinks.
After paying for everything,
she asks him if he would like to stay for breakfast the next morning.
An evening of wild passion ensues.

The next morning, she's cooked a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!!! "You know, you are the perfect woman.
Are you this fantastic to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies..."You just happened to catch my eye."


Answers: A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table.
He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man.
He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air.
"Oh my gosh, I'm sooo sorry," the woman says, as she pops her eye back into place.
"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards
the woman invites him to the theatre followed by drinks.
After paying for everything,
she asks him if he would like to stay for breakfast the next morning.
An evening of wild passion ensues.

The next morning, she's cooked a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!!! "You know, you are the perfect woman.
Are you this fantastic to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies..."You just happened to catch my eye."

hahaha nice one.

thats terrible ,, good tho ,, let u have that 1 !!!

ha ha

here a star for you

its not funny but its a good story!

Kind of corny but funny.

i liked it . very funny . good one .

that's terrible i love it

good 1

lmao funny

It wasn't very funny but it was witty and cute.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

very good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star

hahaha very funny lol

awww sweet, not, pmsl, excellent
starred

I didn't "see" that one coming. lol.



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