Blonde Astronaut - funny or not?!
Question: NASA planned a mission that involved three astronauts spending two years in space. Because of the extended duration, each was allowed to take 200 pounds of baggage, with no restrictions.
The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut, who was a blonde, decided to take along cigarettes.
Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.
Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.
They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.
Suddenly out came the third astronaut, who was a blonde, with a cigarette in her mouth.
She walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, "Anyone got a light?"
Answers: NASA planned a mission that involved three astronauts spending two years in space. Because of the extended duration, each was allowed to take 200 pounds of baggage, with no restrictions.
The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut, who was a blonde, decided to take along cigarettes.
Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.
Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.
They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.
Suddenly out came the third astronaut, who was a blonde, with a cigarette in her mouth.
She walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, "Anyone got a light?"
Good one thanks
Mildly funny.
eh
lol, poor blonds! ...and yet every girl secretely dreams to be the one!
PS: ...and every man have one....
Hahahahahahahahahhaahh! Good:D
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sort of
Well funny, nice one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
good one lol,starred
uhhhh....wat? sry..don't get it...i think i do actually get it...just not coming to my brain right now...hmm...
hahaha very funny lol
hilarious hun, pmsl
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Yes. lol.
hehehe, aint that just like a blonde, pmsl
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Very funny thanks for sharing.
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