Redneck Family Tree - funny or not?!
Question: Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!
Answers: Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!
Thanks for that. My old aunty used to sing that when she'd had a few on a Saturday night, long long ago. Great to hear it again!
i don't know its sort of confusing, i don't get
if i get best answer explain it to me please!!!
The thing that makes it so funny is it could very possibly be true somewhere down south.
oh wow...
pretty funny!
Lol. i found it funny. Thanks for the laugh.
And.....?
HA, this is hilarious. =]
that was so funny . nicely done =] thanks for 2 pts .
Ha ha ha yeah I liked that one ha ha
who told you about my family my dad married my mom and my dad mom married my mom dad lol i swear to god that is the truth and now i have 2 brothers that one is dating the mother and the other is dating the mothers little girl so who told you about my family
that's funny
yeahhh .
thats good .
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Let me guess, this story is set in West Virginia, isn't it ?
;-)
a lot of branches in your family .lol
yes, i think it's very funny. I have an appreciation for this kind of humor because I live in the redneck capital of the world.
funny
i did not understand it completely
bu the extent i understood was good
lol, so funny
Very funny and most probably true !
Have a star for the prose
hahaha funny lol
great poem hun, pmsl
starred
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
ah inbreeding eh ,very confusing ,ah so say chinese , is this what Royal family do ,ouch
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
star time
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Unbelieveable. lol
that was really very goodi loved it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star