New priest - funny or not?!
Question: The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had
wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the most
part accepted by the congregation.
His mentor - a "higher ranking" priest came for a
visit- to see how he was doing. After looking the
parish over, the senior priest said, "Father John,
your idea of a drive through confessional is wonderful.
That makes it so convenient for your church members.
And, Father John, it was a really good idea to have
the confessional open 24 hours a day, for those who
work "shift" work.
However, Father John... that flashing neon sign that
says "TOOT and TELL or GO to HELL" ... well, it has
GOT TO GO!!
Answers: The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had
wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the most
part accepted by the congregation.
His mentor - a "higher ranking" priest came for a
visit- to see how he was doing. After looking the
parish over, the senior priest said, "Father John,
your idea of a drive through confessional is wonderful.
That makes it so convenient for your church members.
And, Father John, it was a really good idea to have
the confessional open 24 hours a day, for those who
work "shift" work.
However, Father John... that flashing neon sign that
says "TOOT and TELL or GO to HELL" ... well, it has
GOT TO GO!!
Funny.
Not bad. I didn't laugh out loud, but I enjoyed it.
i'm sorry i dont get it please explain it to me.
hmm... not bad but it could have been better...
o.k. didn't laugh not my kind of funny to actually tell to someone...
funny!
Made me smile punch line could be improved and then I think it could be very funny
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a little smile,8.
i don't get it....sorry...but don't take that personally, like your joke is stupid or anything! i don't get a lot of things. very obvious things. so...i'm probably missing out on a good laugh. sorry my opinion doesn't help!
Here's one I heard long ago:
The new priest at his first mass was so afraid, he could hardly talk. Before his second week at the pulpit, he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The monsignor said, next week, it might help if you put
a little vodka in your water pitcher. The next week the young priest put the vodka into the water pitcher and really talked up a storm. After the sermon, he asked the monsignor how he did.
The monsignor replied,
“Fine, but there are a few things you should learn before you preach next sunday"
1. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
2. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
3. David slew Golaith, he didn’t “Kick the sh?t out of him.”
4. We do not refer to Our Saviour, Jesus Christ, and his disciplesas J.C. and the boys.
5. Next Sunday there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffys.
6. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as,“Daddy, Junior and Spook.”
7. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
8. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
9. When Joseph was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was “stoned off his as?.”
10 . And last but not least, when you leave the altar, walk down the steps, don’t slide down the rail.
10/10
I almost grinned.
Alleluia sister ! you got to preach more jokes :o)
hahaha funny lol
could be much better
loved it, pmsl
starred
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
not really
that's a corker hun, pmsl
star time
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Not bad. lol.
it was not that awesome but when you visualise it quite funny
brillllllllllll >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star