Christmas presents - funny or not?!
Question: Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
Can I have a puppy for Christmas?
Certainly not. You can have turkey like everybody else!
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes
Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?
Lemon-entry my dear watson.
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me a musical instrument.
Thank you, Yours A. Fisherman
Father Christmas: That's easy, we'll send him a cast-a-net.
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes?
Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
I am nearly bald. This Christmas, could you please send me something to keep my hair in.
Father Christmas: Send him a paper bag, and a comb; I'll bet he never parts with it!
Answers: Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
Can I have a puppy for Christmas?
Certainly not. You can have turkey like everybody else!
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes
Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?
Lemon-entry my dear watson.
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me a musical instrument.
Thank you, Yours A. Fisherman
Father Christmas: That's easy, we'll send him a cast-a-net.
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes?
Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
I am nearly bald. This Christmas, could you please send me something to keep my hair in.
Father Christmas: Send him a paper bag, and a comb; I'll bet he never parts with it!
Some are hilarious. hahaha
That's embarrassing, hang your head in shame.
funny 10
10/10
10/10 they are so good hahaha !!!! xx
lol. 9/10
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? a special star.lol
They're all puns, and I doubt anyone with a developed sense of humor will laugh. Funny for four-year-olds, not for fourteen-up.
LOL love them they are nice and pretty clean
hahaha funny lol
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
you been looking at carpy's present list, pmsl
star time
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Some good ones. lol.
Brilliant 10/10
you are getting worse in the nicest possible way funny and corny love them all