Ladies and gentleman?!
Question: Ladies and Gentlemen
Bums and Tramps
Cross-eyed Mosquitos and
Bow-Legged Ants
I come here Before You
To stand here Behind You
*And Tell You a Story
I've never even heard
Admission is Free
So Pay at the Door
There's plenty of Seats
So Sit on the Floor
This is a Lady's Meeting
For Gentlemen Only
And Now I will tell
You my Story.
"One Bright Morning
In the Middle of the Night
Two Dead Boys got up to fight
Back-to-Back they faced Each other
Sword-to-Sword they Shot Each other
A Deaf Policeman
Heard the Noise
And Came to Kill
The Two Dead Boys"
If You Don't Believe
My Story is True
Ask the Blind Man On The Corner-
He saw it Too
Answers: Ladies and Gentlemen
Bums and Tramps
Cross-eyed Mosquitos and
Bow-Legged Ants
I come here Before You
To stand here Behind You
*And Tell You a Story
I've never even heard
Admission is Free
So Pay at the Door
There's plenty of Seats
So Sit on the Floor
This is a Lady's Meeting
For Gentlemen Only
And Now I will tell
You my Story.
"One Bright Morning
In the Middle of the Night
Two Dead Boys got up to fight
Back-to-Back they faced Each other
Sword-to-Sword they Shot Each other
A Deaf Policeman
Heard the Noise
And Came to Kill
The Two Dead Boys"
If You Don't Believe
My Story is True
Ask the Blind Man On The Corner-
He saw it Too
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10/10
Pretty good, it reminds me of Congress!
nice 1 .lol
SO SO FUNNY. All oxymorons. I don't like puns (a bit too juvenile) but this was so great.
I dont understand it but i like it.
I don't get it........
hahahaha
niceee