Ladies and gentleman?!


Question: Ladies and Gentlemen

Bums and Tramps

Cross-eyed Mosquitos and

Bow-Legged Ants

I come here Before You

To stand here Behind You

*And Tell You a Story

I've never even heard

Admission is Free

So Pay at the Door

There's plenty of Seats

So Sit on the Floor

This is a Lady's Meeting

For Gentlemen Only

And Now I will tell

You my Story.



"One Bright Morning

In the Middle of the Night

Two Dead Boys got up to fight

Back-to-Back they faced Each other

Sword-to-Sword they Shot Each other

A Deaf Policeman

Heard the Noise

And Came to Kill

The Two Dead Boys"

If You Don't Believe

My Story is True

Ask the Blind Man On The Corner-

He saw it Too


Answers: Ladies and Gentlemen

Bums and Tramps

Cross-eyed Mosquitos and

Bow-Legged Ants

I come here Before You

To stand here Behind You

*And Tell You a Story

I've never even heard

Admission is Free

So Pay at the Door

There's plenty of Seats

So Sit on the Floor

This is a Lady's Meeting

For Gentlemen Only

And Now I will tell

You my Story.



"One Bright Morning

In the Middle of the Night

Two Dead Boys got up to fight

Back-to-Back they faced Each other

Sword-to-Sword they Shot Each other

A Deaf Policeman

Heard the Noise

And Came to Kill

The Two Dead Boys"

If You Don't Believe

My Story is True

Ask the Blind Man On The Corner-

He saw it Too

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10/10

Pretty good, it reminds me of Congress!

nice 1 .lol

SO SO FUNNY. All oxymorons. I don't like puns (a bit too juvenile) but this was so great.

I dont understand it but i like it.

I don't get it........

hahahaha
niceee



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