Do you know what happened to Larry?!
Question: Larry gets at home late one night and Linda, his wife says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates." He said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth an acountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, 1. I like to watch my money grow. 2. Once in a while I like to play with my money. 3. I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want."
Larry is recovering in room 223 at Riverside Methodist Hospital.
Answers: Larry gets at home late one night and Linda, his wife says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates." He said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth an acountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, 1. I like to watch my money grow. 2. Once in a while I like to play with my money. 3. I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want."
Larry is recovering in room 223 at Riverside Methodist Hospital.
OMG I LUV IT!!! the first part was hilariouse but then the bottom sentance cracked me up
HAHAHAHAHA!
Very funny
LOL!
nice one.lol
Funny, but it should come with a PG13 warning.