A johnnie joke from no8??!
Question: A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue, and sh*t on the carpet."
Answers: A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue, and sh*t on the carpet."
Absolutely brilliant don't think anyone will beat that tonight. Thanks.
lol. i like it and it made me smile. thanx
lol
Haha, nice one!
lol funny
lol...
LoL!
brilliant,a star!!
BEST ONE TONIGHT STAR!
Wonderbar ! :o)
lol no8
heres 1 for you....
did you ever see the film silence of the lambs.....?
well there going to make an irish version of the same film...called shut up you's.............lol
lol
lol that is so dumb lol
hahahahahhaha I never heard that one
I like it hahahah
This kind of like south park cartman said when people die they poop.
little johnny you just have to love him lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Real Inspiration, lol.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!!