Wanna listen to some blonde jokes?!
Question: lol no offense to any blondes. This one I took off another website, some people found it funny, others didn't. Up to you.
A blonde lady asks a woman the time.
'10:30 am,''
The blonde lady makes a confused face and says,''That's funny, every time I ask that I get a different answer...''
Ok,this one's taken from the same website.
A blonde lady dyes her hair so she looks like a brunette. A few days later she drives past a farm and stops. She says to the farmer,
''hey, can I get one of your cows if I guess how many there are?''
''hm, ok. Let's see what you got,''
She guesses 114, which was right. She smiles proudly as she collects a cow...but then she's stopped by the farmer.
''hey If I can guess what hair colour you really are, can I have my animal back?"
''yeah,''
''Blonde,''
''How did you know?''
'Magic. Now give my dog back.''
The last one is from my friend..I think this one's the funniest:
A blonde lady goes into a store.
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Answers: lol no offense to any blondes. This one I took off another website, some people found it funny, others didn't. Up to you.
A blonde lady asks a woman the time.
'10:30 am,''
The blonde lady makes a confused face and says,''That's funny, every time I ask that I get a different answer...''
Ok,this one's taken from the same website.
A blonde lady dyes her hair so she looks like a brunette. A few days later she drives past a farm and stops. She says to the farmer,
''hey, can I get one of your cows if I guess how many there are?''
''hm, ok. Let's see what you got,''
She guesses 114, which was right. She smiles proudly as she collects a cow...but then she's stopped by the farmer.
''hey If I can guess what hair colour you really are, can I have my animal back?"
''yeah,''
''Blonde,''
''How did you know?''
'Magic. Now give my dog back.''
The last one is from my friend..I think this one's the funniest:
A blonde lady goes into a store.
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blondes will tear you apart now.
God, I love blonde jokes! LOL
i like the last one
Cool
really dont get these jokes!!!!!!!!!
i dont get it...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... I'LL TELL THIS JOKE TO EVERYBODY I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last two are really funny, but the first one's not that funny.
a blonde walks into a bar another blond walks into the same bar a brunettes about to walk into the same bar but ducks at the last second
Hilarious!!!!!I love the 2nd and 3rd...I love these kind of jokes.thanks for posting it dude!
haha..it's great..
thanks!! ^^