Not the mother - funny or not?!
Question: Marcy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says Marcy.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."
Answers: Marcy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says Marcy.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."
haha funny lol
Funny
of all your jokes in the past 20 minutes, this one is the only one that's a bit funny. just a bit. the others - nah
yeah, good.
i think thats a little funny
Ha! ha! ha! good one....
is she blond?
Good one thanks
A bit funny
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Yes. A real good one.
omg
bet she was blonde, pmsl
star time
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hahaha...lol..that's nice
well done, brilliant hun, pmsl
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Raindrop, these are great, I thought I was funny.
Funny. You forgot to mention that she was a blonde!
haha funny lol and a *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
its ok
Funny! 10!
lol,lol,lol.*.very funny.10/10.
I read this joke about a month ago and Marcy was a blonde [blonde joke],i have to say yours is better because it wont upset blonde girls.
Another good one! lol.
lol