The witness - funny or not?!
Question: A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered at him: "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."
Answers: A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered at him: "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."
haha funny lol
Love it thanks
Ha! ha!ha! very funny...
Man oh man - not funny !!
HAHA -* that was pretty funny * 10/10 !
laywers, always think they know better
hahaha funny lol
exusi me...
what is your name???
Yes. Funny.But, not so much funny.
fool a an angry lawyer
watch out !
very good
lol,that was really funny,especially the last line,lol.
hilarious
like it
lol, you have really smart jokes...you could do good as a comedian
hehehe, what a great reply, pmsl
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Didn't see that coming! Star on it's way.
love courtroom banter, pmsl
starred
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haha funny lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Hahahaha fantastic lol.
good one
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hehehe
This is nice....
Ha ha ha - certainly put that lawyer back in his box.
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. brilliant,fantastic joke.
thnx for the laugh.
That's a 10. lol.
lol