Little Johnny and Marriage?!
Question: Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So, Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute.
"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
Answers: Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So, Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute.
"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
thnk for the laugh
take a star
I like Johnny jokes
OOPS
And all on $5 a week ..... heard it before but still made me smile ! And I'm British.
lol thts gr8 .... little sick with 5 year olds but otherwize gd 8/10
laugh my butt off !
Still laughing
LOL!
almost choked on my cereal :P
As soon as I seen the question, I said to myself "this is going to be good" and sure enough it was. hahaha Another star for you.
Very funny
Little johnny is quite the adventure-seeker, isnt he?
Does Johnny ever have a bad day? pmsl
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I LOVE Little Johnny jokes.*.