A Bad Day or What.?!
Question: A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pi*sed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?"
Farmer: "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
Man: "That"s not so bad, what's the big deal?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So then what happened?"
Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
Man: "Again? So what did you do then?"
Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right."
Man: "And then what?"
Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
Man: "Wow, you must have been pretty upset. So then what did you do?"
Farmer: "Well, I didn"t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in."
Answers: A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pi*sed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?"
Farmer: "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
Man: "That"s not so bad, what's the big deal?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So then what happened?"
Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
Man: "Again? So what did you do then?"
Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right."
Man: "And then what?"
Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
Man: "Wow, you must have been pretty upset. So then what did you do?"
Farmer: "Well, I didn"t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in."
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hahahahahaha!!! thats sooo funny... u get a star...xx
omg you should be top of the leaderboard with your good jokes. hahaha
hahaha hilarious. Thanks for sharing. lol
Lol, oooooh, wonder what she had to say!!!!
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OOOPPPPSSSS! lol
haha. that ones pretty good. havent heard it before, thats for sure. lol.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Thats a good one!
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. soooooooooooooo funny.
* for you.
No comments from me this time, ,just in case I'll say something naughty,but I did like the joke very much.
thanks that was a great joke.thanks for sharing
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke there so 10/10.!!!
Can't convince wife, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!!