Last joke for just now, funny or not?!
Question: A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Before long, all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He was tired and needing a rest, so he told them to please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn't going to get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"
Answers: A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Before long, all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He was tired and needing a rest, so he told them to please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn't going to get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"
BRILLIANT JOKE! Star from me :P
watch OUT too late .lol
my little joke they are all "SUCKERS". lol well done !
I don't get it. I'll edit this as soon as I get it.
:) didn't see that punchline coming!!!!
because the first bat wants the young vampire bat to get to sleep?.?.?.????
how good is that loved it>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
I laughed when I read it before I went out for a liquid Sunday lunch, then I repeated it in the pub, and it raised a few chuckles.
I read it again when I came back, and it was even more funny!
Good one. Tks.
haha. well im not even going to try and make a pun of of that cuz i bet a bunch will...
Was his name George? Watch out for that tree!...:)
LMFAO!!! good one!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
LOL funny *
Ha! Funni
lol, poor lil bat.
TY! love it : D
LOl,lol,lol. brilliant,fantastic excellent.
*, 10/10.
and thank you for all your jokes.
they were fantastic.
love it
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
psml nearly fell off my chair treemendous
that was cute lol
A golden oldie but still funny. :)
thank you fo sharing and plz. dont stop telling jokes
lmao...bats what happens when you drink and fly....