3 funny quotes?!
Question: It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
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Answers: It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
YOU GOT ANYMORE? POST THEM RIGHT HERE! XD
i cant think of any at the moment,but u made me smile with ya funny quotes wish more people had your sense of humour lol n i'll look in again to see if any more funnies are added :)
have a great day
I LOVED your sense of humour, keep it up.
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From today's news:
"We don't want to eat the cake before your birthday," Manny Ramirez said.
good take a star
" Everyone has the right to be stupid.....but you're abusing the privilege!"
Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural stupidity.
Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
America has a lot of open spaces; unfortunately too many of them are surrounded by teeth.
A person is smart - but people are stupid.
keep going
u r tooooooo coooool
and funny
take a star
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
When you get to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
It takes two fingers to make the peace sign, just like it takes two people to make love. If you're doing this (half a peace sign) you're just j€rking off. George Carlin
The horse I bet on ran so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. Henny Youngmann
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. Al Franken
'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I've never properly thanked her for it. W. C. Fields
May a demented yak leave a night deposit on your front lawn. Johnny Carson (as Carnac the Magnificent.)
These are some of my favorites (no, I didn't have to look them up)....enjoy. (I see I'm not the only Groucho fan here.)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born"
- Ronald Reagan
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Ok, but these are more insults than funny quotes :P
-Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date
-Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
-Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
i cant really think of anything ryt now... i had fun though... reading ur question nd d answers of others...
Gorgeous !!!
Please take a star from me....
Aaron.
Hope this might not happen for the third one , because I don't want to hear the irritating sound of the fowls. One more thing , you are silly , but I am stupid!!!!
haha! you're funny!
"We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but never realized that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes."
"Most of us wanted to go to heaven, but none of us wants to be the first."
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! - author unknown
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Woman: My, you are an ugly man!
Man: Yes, but tomorrow I'll be sober, what's your excuse?
(I think this was Groucho Marx)
"Suicide hotline....please it hold."
"If at first you don't succeed; then skydiving isn't for you."
"Life's tough get a helmet"
"Guys, no shirt, no service. Gals, no shirt, no charge."
"I'm going to live life, or die trying."
"Here officer hold my beer, while I find my license."
Setting a woman was picked up for drunken driving; she's about to take the breath test. "Wait, shouldn't I go home and study first? I promise I'll be back first thing tomorrow."