Widdle wabbits, funny or not?!
Question: A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit"
Answers: A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit"
hahaha another good one thanks
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one again so 10/10.!!!
Don't think he does either, lol.!!!
Cheers again.!!!
I like it thanks lol
poor bunny
sent to it's doom
reminds me of a riply's believe it or not
a hamster was food for a snake
but they became friends
now
they are the best of friends
basiclly
don't underestimate animals
they can suprise you
lol
not bad
That one is good. Cussing, lisping little girls are always perfect for cute jokes.
*, lol,lol,lol.excellent joke.
I have to admit it........I didn't get it straight away....but when I did second time round....I did my lol.
Thanks that was great.
OMG!!! I haven't laughed that hard in ages!! Good one!
had a chuckle at this one too
Another good one. lol.