Whales, funny or not?!
Question: A male whale and his female friend whale are swimming along when they spot a team of whalers in their wooden longboat.
"Hey," says the guy whale, "lets have some fun... Lets swim under that boat and spout really hard!"
The girl whale says "Yeah, lest teach those whalers a lesson!"
So they make repeated passes under the boat, spouting each time. The boat rocks so hard it eventually dumps the terrified sailors into the sea.
The male whale, by now pretty excited, says "Hey, lets swim up and gobble up those sailors."
The girl whale says "Hey, I agreed to the bl**job, but there is no way I will swallow seamen!"
Answers: A male whale and his female friend whale are swimming along when they spot a team of whalers in their wooden longboat.
"Hey," says the guy whale, "lets have some fun... Lets swim under that boat and spout really hard!"
The girl whale says "Yeah, lest teach those whalers a lesson!"
So they make repeated passes under the boat, spouting each time. The boat rocks so hard it eventually dumps the terrified sailors into the sea.
The male whale, by now pretty excited, says "Hey, lets swim up and gobble up those sailors."
The girl whale says "Hey, I agreed to the bl**job, but there is no way I will swallow seamen!"
Pretty good, didn't see that one coming! lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Good play of words Sparkles.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
Brill Joke
mechelle your jokes are ALWAYS brilliant, but this one is the ICING on the CAKE.
that was amazingly funny.*, 10/10.lol x 10.
hmmm funny
thats a good one 10 out of 10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! too funny
lmao XD
Looks like they had a whale of a time. hahaha
Excellent joke thanks.
LOL @ JAM 123 he got us mixed up. hahaha
Sweet!!