Out of gas, funny or not?!
Question: A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
Answers: A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
i thought it was funny lol
eh, i've heard better
hey not bad :-)
its a littel funny
Now that's funny-good job
funny!!!! lmao!
funny
IT'S FUNNY!!!
yep it's funny :)
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke again so 10/10.!!!
I bet he's pushing real hard, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
You got a star out of me...best joke I have heard in a long time!!
that was on here a couple of weeks ago
wasn't funny then either
lol that is not funny it is HILARIOUS!!! good job you made my day!!
Heard better, but have heard worse too...it is a little funny.
good one
Another great joke.
* 10/10, lol,lol,lol.
I really love your jokes. Thank you so much.
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very good have a star!
lol wow
Good one thanks
Another cracker thank you.
fuuuuunnny 100/100
So much for the old "gasoline on the pooty" trick. lol
Good one! lol.
lol good one