Little Johnnie's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the aby was born withou!
Question: When Little Johnnie's family was invited over to see the new arrival, his Dad reminded him, very strictly, that Johnnie was not to mention anything about the ears, and that the word "Ear" was not to be mentioned, or Johnnie would get the whipping of his life.
When Little Johnnie saw the infant he asked the new Mother if the child can speak. The Mother said "Yes" but not clearly, yet."
Little Johnnie asked if the Baby can see. The Mother responded that the Dr. said the Baby had perfect sight.
"Good thing", said Little Johnnie, "He'd be crap outta luck if he needed glasses."
Answers: When Little Johnnie's family was invited over to see the new arrival, his Dad reminded him, very strictly, that Johnnie was not to mention anything about the ears, and that the word "Ear" was not to be mentioned, or Johnnie would get the whipping of his life.
When Little Johnnie saw the infant he asked the new Mother if the child can speak. The Mother said "Yes" but not clearly, yet."
Little Johnnie asked if the Baby can see. The Mother responded that the Dr. said the Baby had perfect sight.
"Good thing", said Little Johnnie, "He'd be crap outta luck if he needed glasses."
Haha, bring out the belt!
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hahahaha
he could always get contact lenses when he gets older though
cheers
nice... that almost made me snort... jk
heh cute little kids..
why is it always little johnny who does such crazy things?
LOL! Little johnnie is gunna get his kicked... :D
Very good.
lol... funny
lol I love little johnny
haha dang