Car one liners - funny or not?!
Question: To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
Answers: To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
Another good one.
No. You seem to have ignored the consequences for these poor people affected by accidents. Not a laughing matter.
what?
Nice one lol
hilarious - but not really worth a laugh
good morning first one of the day and you are getting worse?very funny star coming your way>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
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Funny, i enjoyed it.
Funny indeed!
lm nearly there now.
the waking process is taking ages today
another good one thanks xxx lol xxx
hehehe, bet they were hilarious on the insurance claim forms, pmsl
star time
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