Whats the best "Yo Momma" joke you ever heard?!
Question: One that actually made u laugh
Answers: One that actually made u laugh
yo mommas so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!!!! LOL:-)(-:
none- i never actually understood those anyway...
the only difference between your momma and a horse is that one is a 400 pound mammal
while the other one is a horse.
lol
yo mama is so fat she fell in love...
...and broke it
Yo Momma's so big, she comes from both sides of the family.
Your mom is so dumb she makes blondes look smart.
your momma so fat
she plugged a black hole
well
Your momma so fat
she IS the black hole
Yo momma so ugly she make my unborn children cry.
Yo momma so fat that we be living on the ho.
Yo momma so old she still remembers when she didn't have a moon.
Yo mama so poor when a kid flicked a booger at her door she yelled " Clap your hands stomp your feet, praise the lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so dumb she had to study for a blood test!
Hope you liked that!
yo mama is so ugly that she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt
yo mama is so poor, that when i rang the bell she said "ding-dong"
yo mama is so poor that when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, she said "moving houses"
yo mama is so black that when she went to night school tey marked her absent
well, here's a whole bunch of them:
your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits out butter!
your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a quarter, george washington cried
Your momma's so fat, that when she went in the ocean, a blue whale came up and started singing "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"
Your momma's so fat, that when the weather man says it's gonna be chilly outside, she went outside with a spoon!
your momma`s so fat, that when she goes into an airport, she uses her fat as her suitcase
Your momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"
Your momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Your momma's so old, she waited tables at the "Last Supper"
when your momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents
your momma's so dumb, she failed a survey
your momma's so ugly, that when she goes in a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on
your momma's so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother?"
your momma;s so fat, that when she wears a yellow dress and walks down the street, kids think that they missed the bus
Yo mama so dumb the weatherman said that it was chilly outside, so she ran and got a bowl.
Jo mama fight!
Jo mama so fat and ugly, jabba the hut said daaaaaaaaaaaang!!
None have ever made me laugh.
jo mamma so fat she's fat!!! whahahaha
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