Funeral, funny or not?!


Question: An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she says to Mr. Goldstein, "please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "I thought you told me your penis had died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today's the viewing."


Answers: An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she says to Mr. Goldstein, "please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "I thought you told me your penis had died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

have a star

hahaha funny lol

It's ok.

haha Star for you. lol

I was visiting my grandma (God, I can't belive shes still alive!) and she kept talking about this dog... she said that the neighbor came over today and told her that it had to be put down, but the funny thing was, this was 5 years ago.. so she said " What's so funny? I don't get why a Dead dog is so funny to you!"

im guessing this joke is aiming at he had an erection that you cud see ooook very good plz be not rude THIS IS CLASS And what comes with it is dignity and lifes learning on yahoo. kids do not want to hear that and c that . bad teachings i wonder kids are so unruley with stuff like that.

thats quite good lol, star 4u :)

haha good one thanks

lol very good

crude but so funny

lol

funny

I bet he was wreathed in a smile.



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