Birthday Q's & A's - funny or not?!


Question: Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?" ?
"You're still here!"

Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.

Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"

"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"


Answers: Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?" ?
"You're still here!"

Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.

Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"

"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

These are better. Thanks

ha

very good and funny

hahahaha

very funny.

Have a * sparky

Haha nice selection.

its a sparkly monday

love em babes xxx lol xxx

where's that damn hippy, why hasn't he answered these, pmsl hun

star time

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