Birthday Q's & A's - funny or not?!
Question: Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"
Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?" ?
"You're still here!"
Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
Answers: Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"
Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?" ?
"You're still here!"
Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
These are better. Thanks
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very good and funny
hahahaha
very funny.
Have a * sparky
Haha nice selection.
its a sparkly monday
love em babes xxx lol xxx
where's that damn hippy, why hasn't he answered these, pmsl hun
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