Another selection of Birthday jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!
Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."
Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
A: On his birthday flake!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
Answers: Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!
Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."
Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
A: On his birthday flake!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
ok not bad. haha
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I think these much better! Good one(s)
lame and funny
haha
not too bad those one's
Lol very good.
are these for the hippy by any chance, pmsl
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another great selection love em babes xxx lol xxx
excellent
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