Little Johnny joke - funny or not?!
Question: Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mama asked him what the problem was.
"Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, when he was reeling it in, the line busted, ....and the fish got away."
"Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed."
"That's what I did, Mama."
Answers: Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mama asked him what the problem was.
"Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, when he was reeling it in, the line busted, ....and the fish got away."
"Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed."
"That's what I did, Mama."
..... and Pop beat my @$$ for laughing.
HA HA HA HA .. Good one.
lol funny
Funny!!!
ehhhhhh. I've heard it.
Haha did the dad smack him?
oooh aaah.
ok
child abuse WHAT!? my dad woulda whooped my *** too...it kind of funny, but not hysterical or anything.
he's not interested in you anymore
LOL
Now that's funny, thank you. Gave me my first giggle of the day ;)
Funny!
poor kid...
not a bit funny........
hahahahaha........Sparkle is Sparkling tonite.....Great one, Non stop Sparkle....
Star for you.
yes because his mom thought he's crying even if hes justlaughing..
not really sorry.
Very cute ! I am an avid fisherwoman and can really appreciate a joke like this because it is real life! I am sure Johnny may have cried if the fish broke off his line!! :-)))
very funny! Oh no! mommy is going to beat up daddy!!Haha
Yeah .so why was he crying??? i don't get it
hm.........nice 1!
interesting
it is so funny for youth.
Lol. His dad's violent. XD
it's okay
Yeah I like it
Its pretty good =]
good
hahahaha
Dear Sparkle,
That's a very good Little Johnny Joke. The punchline is terrific. If someone needs to explain a joke to somebody, then either it is a poor joke or the person is slow witted. I'm still laughing. Keep posting more, if you have a collection, or whenever you come across such jokes.
Let me share with you one.
Two old buddies bumped on a busy road in NY after a very long time. Steve greeted the other and said: "Hi Mike, how's life and how's your wife?", and immediately Steve recalled that Mike's wife died about two years back, so he continued: "Still in the same grave?"
Have a nice time and take care.
:-)
Good one he deserved it. when he's on just skybluecarp
aww
funny.
haha good one