Hospitals...?!
Question: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for
a series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging
his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off,
and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring
down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
containing his laughter)
Answers: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for
a series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging
his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off,
and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring
down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
containing his laughter)
Holy sh!t I read the last part and almost choked on my water star for you lmfao
lol.
Good one!
Star!
LuV iT! yOu GeT a StAr! *
I think that was very cute. thanks for the laugh! Have a star.
OMG! That was so funny! I actually teared up.
lmao! thats not right lol
lol funny
This is another belly laugh! Thanks so much - I needed that!
Very funny!