Another one guy's and gals?!


Question: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut
fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only
pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours
of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they
were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After
being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the
peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the
father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter
jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."


Answers: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut
fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only
pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours
of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they
were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After
being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the
peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the
father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter
jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

awwww, thats gross.
i'm gonna copy and paste it and send it around the office.
thanks dude
xxxxxxxxxxx

I like it. Thanks for sharing. lol §

yuck i don't like it

Dirty but really funny.

Thanx that made my day ; D

lol...that was good! :)

crude but so so so funny

Good one - keep em rollin!

very naughty but good

as in the dad recognises it?

hahaha naughty naughty but funny. lol

Great story, but it shouldnt be classified under jokes. It's more of entertaining. Thanks for sharing. I loved it. (:

eww that is gross , but funny you nut !

hahaha

Lmao very funny.

thanx!! good one!! =) lol

hahahaha..lol

ha ha ha that put a smile on my face many thanks

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10



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